When did you first experience getting head in your life?

Back when I was just a tiny tot, my aunt, sister, and other female relatives would plant kisses on my little junk as a bizarre reward for managing to piss in the toilet on my own. I’m talking real young here, like 3 or 4 years old, while I was still figuring out the whole potty thing. And guess what? That’s the closest I’ve ever gotten to a proper blowjob in my entire 22 years on this damn planet. On a side note, I’m absolutely dying for a mature woman to wrap her lips around me and show me what I’ve been missing.

#firsttime #taboo #desire #nsfw

Is a Blowjob Really Cheating?

So, I was in another city, right, and bumped into this chick I sorta knew. Thing is, I’ve got a girlfriend back home… but, well, shit happens. This girl invited me over to her place, and I swear I didn’t catch on at first that she was basically begging for a wild ride. She played it off like, “Hey, help me fix my computer or whatever.” Yeah, right. Long story short, things got heated, but I didn’t wanna go full-on cheating mode, you know? So, it ended with just a blowjob. I mean, come on, that’s not really betrayal, is it? Just a little… harmless fun.

#cheatingdebate #guilttrip #secretfling #whatscounts

Casanova or just a damn liar?

Holy shit, I just found out my coworker is juggling 11 mistresses! Thought it was total bullshit at first, but then he whipped out the proof. I’m fucking floored, guys. He’s 38, by the way, and here I am at 19, still a virgin. Honestly, I feel like a complete loser next to this legend.

#casanova #player #mindblown #lifegoals