Wild Bedroom Shenanigans
So, I was banging this chick, and she was already aching all over, but who the hell are we to hit the brakes? Weekends line up rarer than a goddamn unicorn, so we figured we’d screw like rabbits to stock up for the drought, ya know? Hit up the pharmacy for some lidocaine, numbed her up down there, and damn, it still felt sweet inside. I’m pounding away, my junk slathered in this medicated goo too… she goes down on me, and boom—her mom walks in! My girl’s mumbling and drooling like a hot mess, I swing the door open, and her mom’s staring at this slobbering scene, ready to dial up either the docs, the cops, or both at once 🤣 Took every ounce of charm to explain this wild-ass situation without getting hauled off!
#nsfw #awkwardmoment #wildtimes #cringeworthy