Day 19. So, I’m chowing down with my old man in the kitchen, just another typical day. He’s half in the bag, as usual—hell, it’s practically his default mode, especially now that he’s on vacation. Anyway, I get up from my chair and, fuck me, I realize I’ve leaked. Total disaster. I’m mortified, thinking, “This is it, I’m screwed.” Then my dad, oblivious as ever, plops down on the same damn chair, spots the blood, and loses his absolute shit. I’m too ashamed to confess it’s mine, so he jumps to the wild conclusion that he’s got internal bleeding from some ulcer or whatever. Next thing I know, he’s hauling ass to the ER, convinced he’s dying.
#awkwardaf #familydrama #bloodyhell #wtf