Damn it, why the hell did I even start dating this gym bro?

So, turns out I’m not the only idiot in his harem—there’s three of us, and he’s screwing each on a damn schedule by the day of the week. What a fucking disaster... and to think I was slaving away in the kitchen for him, whipping up all that healthy, “clean eating” bullshit. Sure, his dick is a goddamn masterpiece and his body’s straight fire, so fuck it, I might just keep banging him anyway.

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