Teenage Heartbreak and Booze Banditry
Man, breaking up with my dude hit me like a damn freight train. I was a mess, so I raided my parents’ stash and snagged a bottle of whiskey. In just a couple of nights, I damn near polished off the whole thing. To avoid getting busted, I had a genius—albeit disgusting—idea: top off the bottle with... piss. Yeah, my own freaking urine, right up to the original level. Color matched perfectly, like some twisted science experiment.
A week later, I pulled the same shady stunt with their cognac, chugging it down and refilling it with tea. Fingers crossed my folks don’t sniff out the scam. ;P
As for my age? Ha, that’s a dirty little secret I ain’t spilling!
#teenrebellion #busted #sneaky #whatamidoing