Emergency Sexual Relief for a Classmate
Damn, what a wild fucking situation!
My old school buddy, a total dumbass, took a header off a garage roof and smashed both his arms to shit. Now he’s lumbering around with two casts, looking like a broken robot. We’ve known each other since we were kids, though we’ve drifted apart lately. He’s not a bad guy, just boring as hell—a straight-up nerd with zero game.
Anyway, he’s been whining in our Telegram chats about how he can’t even jerk off with his arms fucked up. Poor bastard’s walking around with a permanent hard-on, feeling like a total creep. I’m kinda like, “Who gives a shit?” but also, damn, I feel for the guy.
Here’s the kicker: we’re both virgins, and the only dicks I’ve ever seen are in porn flicks.
#awkward #desperate #classmatechaos #nofilter
