Insane Bartender for a Mad Crowd
I’m slinging drinks at this gritty little café, and if a customer rubs me the wrong way, I’ve got a special treat for ‘em (usually the chicks). I offer a complimentary “Bloody Mary” on the house, but instead of vodka, I slam in some fiery pepper tonic and pure ethanol, baby! 😈 For those fruity long drinks like “Sex on the Beach,” I just hawk a fat loogie in there with all my heart.
The twisted, horrified faces they make when they sip that poison? Man, it’s pure gold, impossible to describe.
Oh, and I mix that ethanol with water—boom, instant bootleg vodka on tap. 😎
Just a bastard at 18 years young!
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