ABSOLUTE UNITS
Be in awe at the size of these lads
Check out our deep, well-reflected definitions of an absolute unit.
RULES:
Posting
1) Post Absolute Units only.
Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.
See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units
Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units
Only real absolute units are allowed. No art, cartoon, edited or video game units.
2) Post public figures only
No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders
We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned.
3) No NSFW posts
No NSFW and NSFL content
This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of your private parts
Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of your shit
No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.
4) No Recent or Common reposts
Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub
Commenting
5) Be nice.
There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette
6) No doxing or brigading
No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.
7) Shut up about pitbulls
No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.
This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.
Now please kindly shut up about it.
Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules
The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.
OUR FRIENDS:
/r/Adoptableunits
/r/Chonkers
/r/PeepingPooch
/r/TinyUnits
HEALTH:
We are in awe at the size of Absolute Units, and the only thing we love more is a fine lad who used to be an Absolute Unit and has become healthy!
The American Veterinary Medical Association (AVMA) says "Even a modest reduction in weight can significantly reduce your pet’s risk of life-threatening diseases."
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