Gasp

Elon Musk insists Ron DeSantis’s disastrous Twitter launch was a success because the catastrophe received ‘massive attention’

Make America Florida

One "worked" last 2 times

Ken Paxton is apparently too criminal and corrupt for republicans

A Canned Announcement ....

I hope Lena' Black wins her lawsuit

It’s gonna be some boring old guy from a red state most likely

Do you know how *Censored* Corrupt you gotta be for TEXAS REPUBLICANS to turn on you?! I'm gonna go find a Unicorn now.

Made the bed

Of all the things magats ruined, I resent them ruining Conspiracy Theories the most.