Men: “why won’t women match with me” also men: “I’m actually against feminism but everyone everyone has their thing you know”

Can someone please translate this for me?

At least we’re given a choice.

overwhelmed

Feeding the baby

How hath Zeus blighted Greece this week?

Changing tires

Unfixable but fuckable

[DND] Blåhaj? In MY DND session? It's more likely than you think?

The Curious Case of Imposter Syndrome

Penis explosion