This is a plate of meatballs, theres only sauce on it because i already ate them.

this is how i eat toast

this controller needs batteries

Naked in the main floor of the casino after a wild night of gambling.

This street's name is Craig

I have Snapchat.

Someone took a bite out of this banana (that was me)

I just announced my first tour! First concert will take place in my living room on May 3rd, second in my bedroom on May 4th. Tickets sold out in just 3,5 seconds which is an official world record. My wife bought both of them.

I really like this frog

I am!

This bag is empty. My tissues used to be in it.