I'm tall enough, I want to go on daddy...

it's like licking a battery, you'll barely feel it.

How not to smoke a cigarette.

The cat knew she fucked up

Up and down

Crumby luck

What was the monkey thinking

Dear jumps onto a slide

Why use turn lane when the oncoming lane exists

What about it?

I am also turning left and stopped plenty short. Honked a few times to see if he might notice, but he just went about his day. Pretty sure he just didn't care because he got on the wrong side as it transitioned out of being a two-lane road for the intersection. I'm just glad nobody across the way wanted to go straight

Ah, keeping it classy Hartford.

What about it?

They were going about 80+ and weaving in and out of the lanes. I'm guessing Joey went the same way...

He must have said the magic words