A joke? Oh gee... uh... this guy walks into a bar and he takes out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist. Oh wait, I can't tell that joke! Oh no!

Here's a drawing I made of Ralph Wiggum. What do you think?

On Jeopardy today; If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.

Shh. Some people are trying to watch the movie

Yeah yeah, that was an elaborate performance, we never accidentally killed someone and are hunting the werewolf that bit us.

Not sure why Greg started muttering about needing more paper for his grudge book

Fighter woke up to a dagger sticking out of the bedframe

Maybe check that everyone is friendly next time

DnD is not really a hard game. Play what you like, you dont have to optimise everything.

Magic Jar + Dispel Magic + Contingency = Toasty Mage Soul. RAW? 🧐

What about it?

Tales of a 40 Year Old DM.

I took some creative liberties with the source material.