Wow.... wow.

Hence the importance of having a lawnmower-blade-machete made in advance!

What about it?

Come now, let us trek into the wasteland on a grand quest to obtain The Last Roll! Might prove useful when the diarrhea hits…

‘What should Mike Pence’s campaign slogan be?’

The lords chicken lol

Blue checks are bad take generators

It appears that I have found the reason why I was getting brigaded on my last post(this tweet has 4k likes):

White People

Sooo, now Elon is queer. or just doesn't know English...?

Please, MAGAs, continue to lecture us about protecting children. 🤦‍♂️

More Pornographic Books have been removed from Utah Schools…. This time, the Bible.

Enjoy being useful to them while it lasts, Blaire. They won’t spare you in the end.