There are enemies at my local bakery

What about it?

The sugar fairy is full of lies!

I see you brother!

They do be doing it like that

They tried to overthrow the government, destroyed property, threatened murder and killed cops. They don't deserve a slap on the wrist. Let me go find the world's smallest violin.

The (staying awake in) class struggle

If you think 'privilege' is an insult you are privileged AF

Alpha male, this is your champion?

Just an FYI, I actually didn't know this either.

Wow.... wow.

Hence the importance of having a lawnmower-blade-machete made in advance!

What about it?

Come now, let us trek into the wasteland on a grand quest to obtain The Last Roll! Might prove useful when the diarrhea hits…

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