Non-parent here - what does "School Compliant" mean? Are there restrictions now on what you can and can't pack in your kid's lunchbox? How is it enforced? Do they search everyone's lunch and confiscate anything that doesn't comply?

Anyone else got a random box of rocks in the post?

What about it?

Must have cost a bloody fortune to post

Excited to get a photo of Stonehenge

Don’t blame him; ferry cost is ridiculous.

When you just need that perfect sized ass

What about it?

Mrs saw this on her walk and sent it to me, I hope you find it as funny as we did haha

Mums on holiday in Wales, just got a nice text from her

Going to pub toilet to find this.

What about it?

Apparently it’s to stop people doing coke off the holder

Please refrain from parking on these double yellows.

Found this guy in my garden shed when trying to get my bicycle. Is this a false widow? Couldn't get a better picture.

First pub garden pint whilst waiting for train. It's now officially summer

Little house sparrow fledgling waiting to be fed