This puny cone that my thumb punched through a minute after ordering

What about it?

it's 90 degrees and I'm hurrying to eat it with a now weak grip

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Pop tart damnit

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These child size Playboy hats in the "kids" section at Lids

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Five Star restaurant, can't afford toilet paper you can't see through.

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This tiled floor

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Getting my picture taken without consent

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Def not deceptive

What about it?

Buy jumbo size of dishwasher tabs, 60% full upon opening. Thx Finish

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Amazon won't let me warn others that they're selling mismatched, bootleg merchandise

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I just want to poop

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Rude neighbors gave a F You to the neighborhood. My mom loved walking our dog and now she has to get in the street.

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I feel like there should be other priorities than having kids while in the shelter

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