The price of the US flag is the year the US got independence.

Penny given back by bank after having them count a lot of change

Looks like my tire displaced the parking line

I have a perfect square blister(?) on my arm

Forget-me-not heart.

Playing Cards for revolutionaries

All of my Jordan shorts are made in Jordan

room service guy made a frog out of just towels

One of my onion rings looks like a pretzel

Coors light battleship

Comparisons between a Cherry and a Cherry Plum (with their pits)