Sweet dreams

Don’t buy touch-activated lamps for your nightstand

What about it?

If you’re anything like my gorilla ass, when it’s pitch black at night because your wife insists on “blackout curtains” you will always end up slapping this thing across the room - no matter how gentle you try to feel around in the dark to tap it on. Need a fucking clapper jesus christ

I just want these lettuces to be sorted so badly.

Related to the recent Wendy’s chicken sandwich post- got about 1/3 of the way through my medium rare burger to discover it wasn’t quite right

Just Bought This & Opened It.

All the inside ATMs are locked on Sundays. This is the only outside one.

It's been missing for 5 days

Stupid Bots, man

No thanks go away

My cars windshield makes lights and stuff spread out making it glare, when I go into my aunts car it’s not like this

They’re not in line! So triggering