Trying to watch TV in your basement in 2023

What about it?

It’s my account. It’s my house. I hate capitalism.

Cool. 🍹

What about it?

Bought an 8 pack of sparkling waters. Turns out one was punctured at the bottom and empty.

After seeing this road marking everyday for three months, had to share my mildly pain

What about it?

This crime was committed in Strasburg France. I think they wanted to dodge the parking spot. It’s not even parallel.

After waiting two weeks to buy the Lego racing game I find that my PS4 which we haven't used in a good year or more doesn't even recognise disks.

Sweet dreams

Don’t buy touch-activated lamps for your nightstand

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If you’re anything like my gorilla ass, when it’s pitch black at night because your wife insists on “blackout curtains” you will always end up slapping this thing across the room - no matter how gentle you try to feel around in the dark to tap it on. Need a fucking clapper jesus christ

I just want these lettuces to be sorted so badly.

Related to the recent Wendy’s chicken sandwich post- got about 1/3 of the way through my medium rare burger to discover it wasn’t quite right

Just Bought This & Opened It.

All the inside ATMs are locked on Sundays. This is the only outside one.

It's been missing for 5 days