I work in a small strip shopping area of 5 businesses, all of them retail goods and one of them being a food establishment. Take a wild guess which one of them leaves the dumpster area like this

yes. thank you Google.

In order to keep our prices low, we've increased our prices.

What about it?

In order to keep our prices low, we've increased our prices. 🤔 What kind of mental gymnastics do you have to do in order to come up with something like this?

Got out of an 8 hour shift to find out someone stole the handle cushions off my bike

These labels - X-cut 3 times (to prevent label swapping), but it makes them such a pain to remove.

This.

Papa Johns Colombia didn't cut the pizza.

What is it with all of these porn/OF bots following me? Here's just one example.

This McDonalds bathroom sink

Why are people like this?

What about it?

This happened in my neighborhood but my house was spared this time.

And you thought legos were bad…

What about it?

Someone gave us a bag of 30 diamond shaped caltrops