LAPD parking in a red zone for an hour. They were eating brunch.

Was craving milk but not of the cookies and cream variant

What about it?

Took the pic on May 27th and completely forgot about it.

Shrinkflation...it's getting out of hand!?

What about it?

I mean I've been eating these since i was a kid....and I know it says "enlarged to show texture" but they have never been this small. 🤬 And yes I thought of a few inappropriate jokes as well 🙄🤣

I work in a small strip shopping area of 5 businesses, all of them retail goods and one of them being a food establishment. Take a wild guess which one of them leaves the dumpster area like this

yes. thank you Google.

In order to keep our prices low, we've increased our prices.

What about it?

In order to keep our prices low, we've increased our prices. 🤔 What kind of mental gymnastics do you have to do in order to come up with something like this?

Got out of an 8 hour shift to find out someone stole the handle cushions off my bike

These labels - X-cut 3 times (to prevent label swapping), but it makes them such a pain to remove.

This.

Papa Johns Colombia didn't cut the pizza.

What is it with all of these porn/OF bots following me? Here's just one example.