i shit in time with a metronome to improve my guitar skills

Machismo Meat Curtains

Should’ve stated how weak your bloodline was...

"my brother called him Santa and started rubbing the biker's belly"

Boogey Movies Man!

What about it?

I just wanted to watch The Boogeyman 😭

That good ol southern drawl

First Iraqi Secular Muslim Zionist announces run for US Congress.

How to turn your landlord into a tent in 4 easy steps

Take your pick

What about it?

Mine is the last sentence.

This man is starting a frog revolution in his backyard

Whole new meaning to fence-sitting…