"I am not the leaflet"

Oh you tees

‘Dead’ woman found breathing in coffin

Sounds like saran wrapped mac n cheese

Being medium ugly is lit

Time to think in basic mouth-words at the glacial fucking speed of talking

That wasn’t a dream. It was a prophecy.

“It appears to be inverting”

like i'm a balloon deflating from the anus

Food fetish

Don't VR eagle dive into your carpet