"Dick Down" and "Meant to be with" send two very different signals...

Put some salsa on your GPS.

Open my window to get fresh air and it stinks cause the neighbors dog keeps shitting on the roof

Blowjob Neighborhood

What does this even mean

Guess the world is ending?

"I am not the leaflet"

Oh you tees

‘Dead’ woman found breathing in coffin

Sounds like saran wrapped mac n cheese

Being medium ugly is lit