I believe this qualifies

“admitted they once straddled each other to poop at the same time.”

I will name all of my children ukulele

wingstop

“Be dicking bitches with both feet on the wall”

You wouldn't misgender transfem Hitler as he/him, you'd call her a bitch

Old dude killing two teenagers in a graveyard

"Dick Down" and "Meant to be with" send two very different signals...

Put some salsa on your GPS.

Open my window to get fresh air and it stinks cause the neighbors dog keeps shitting on the roof

Blowjob Neighborhood