“Unflappable politeness of a confused Victorian gentleman.”

"Joe Carstairs, a tattooed butch lesbian oil heiress and millionaire who owned her own island in the Bahamas, 1920s."

I believe this qualifies

“admitted they once straddled each other to poop at the same time.”

I will name all of my children ukulele

wingstop

“Be dicking bitches with both feet on the wall”

You wouldn't misgender transfem Hitler as he/him, you'd call her a bitch

Old dude killing two teenagers in a graveyard

"Dick Down" and "Meant to be with" send two very different signals...

Put some salsa on your GPS.