Approached by a friend at the beach.

I cut a bell pepper and this was its core

I got this tattoo in honor of my late grandfather, what do you think?

Security tagged steak, didn’t notice until I was home but went through self checkout without issue

My toothpaste looks like a dick

My sewing machine has a 1 and 0 for on and off

A hotel I stayed in had two toilet paper rolls

Costco changed seaweed vendors. Left is the new stuff.

Pringles shrinking the tin size

Leopard slug on my outdoor trash can next to a regular sized slug

Found some retro unopened cereal boxes