According to my broker's sensitivity analysis, there is no scenario where I make money. Thank you analytics, very cool!

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Tell me your signaling to your friends without signaling to your friends

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are ya winning dad?

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I was making 14.50 an hour..

What about it?

I was making shipping boxes for a fortune 500 company.. I sold everything worth selling and saved $2000. The first week of May I opened a TD Ameritrade account with a deposit of $12,500.. Now I’m making bank..

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Brace yourselves, fellow Redditors, because Wall Street is in for a wild ride to reverse the "No Recession" calls just like 08!"

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Not much going on in there

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She is too hot to move her lip apparently.

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This is my new baby Daisy demonstrating the spaghettification process of falling into a black hole

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110lbs vs 26lbs. Always derpy.

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Had to post this absolute beauty I spotted on holiday

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