Like an emo porkroast cookin in the summer heat

“He’s more of a mother than you’ll ever be”

You obviously don't stockpile rare Lithuanian fish

This is not awful, stop beating yourself up before I eat your house.

A simple complaint over cold food becomes a mother’s personal kafkaesque hell

He do kinda look like that

A few cans of spaghettios in my fanny pack...

„The bones demand more yellow“

"burn down the street ... go through his underwear"

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