AI Jesus gives break-up advice

Kelp gulls tear out baby seal eyes

"Tastes like liquid boomer chewing gum"

Her tickets are pricey tbf

CRANKIN' THE HOG

Wrestle in a what?

What about it?

From a polygon article that showed up on my feed earlier: https://www.polygon.com/23759783/dnd-dungeons-dragons-lawsuit-tsr-bankrupt-chapter-7

"like you're trying to communicate with a half-dazed semi-senile theatre prima"

Average r/ems Thread

Gimme the gold.

I'm going to die

Cormac McCarthy's Ex-Wife Pulled a Gun Out of Her Vagina During an Argument About Aliens