Cormac McCarthy's Ex-Wife Pulled a Gun Out of Her Vagina During an Argument About Aliens

“While crushing a watermelon with his chin”

"Crash Bandicoot And Cthulhu Are Coming To Call Of Duty"

That's modern milk for ya

Wedding crocs are a thing now

Like an emo porkroast cookin in the summer heat

“He’s more of a mother than you’ll ever be”

You obviously don't stockpile rare Lithuanian fish

This is not awful, stop beating yourself up before I eat your house.

A simple complaint over cold food becomes a mother’s personal kafkaesque hell

He do kinda look like that