The modern dating game

What about it?

The bio says: Having a lot of money is really important to me,as well as living in an expensive,prestigious neighborhood. I would love to be seen driving around in a luxury car. Owning luxury goods is fun for me in general.

The conversation died before I even had a chance to respond

Response

What about it?

I’m brand new to dating apps so this might sound pathetic but……..Any suggestions on a funny response

A profile I stumbled upon last year…

Seriously if you are in an open relationship put that in your profile.

Charming

"This person meets all your preferences"

Nearly fell for this

What about it?

It said shes from Babylon and i dont remember more.

Oh.. Man.

Women, take note.

Well this was unexpected

What about it?

I couldn’t tell if she was joking or not so I just went with my gut and used humour to turn it down