Brought some tiger statues from hamleys didn't notice it right away...

If you or anyone you know is struggling with things, I'm sending out my mental health ‘boredom buster’ beading boxes to absolutely anyone who needs ‘em - you, a friend, whoever. Here's a pic of a random one - beads, elastic etc. There's no cost & you don't have to justify wanting one. (Cheers mods)

Surely the absence of toilet roll would prevent this? (Today's theme is shitting - incase you hadn't noticed! 😊) .

When you want Chips & Gravy, but don’t want the spill risk…Gravy Salt!

Tesco have replaced psycho pizza guy - best caption wins.

Have you all got your letters from King Charles yet? On HIS Majesty's Service..

Asked my in laws if I could borrow some cello tape. Tv remote for scale!

How the mighty fall

What about it?

Luckily no one hurt, no cars hit, not one bit of damage. Typically I only needed to get a few more houses down so had to go the long way around!

Where can I find these in the UK??

When my girlfriend sends me a Mary Berry Recipe to print

A meerkat asked me if I had games on my phone today