Capturing this close-up required unparalleled stealth. (I wonder what would happen if I applied this level of commitment to literally anything else in my life.)
There was a crooked cat who garnered crooked smiles, /She pooped a crooked poop and zoomed for crooked miles; /She raced the crooked horses to outrun the crooked stink, /And when the vapors last had cleared, she napped crooked in the sink.