Unattended toddler crawled inside an X-ray machine scanner.

Heil spez

Redundancy, lmao

When drivers take a sign too literally

Babies and broken dreams

Ngl this made me chuckle

Ah man, I love me some cookie d...wait.

When you see it! 🤣

Even if you’re tall, your tail is too small.

Went to the store for crackers and came home a millionaire.

Can you wear a trouser on your arms?