Why is Bicycle a bike, but icicle isnt ike?

My flip flops are torn

Make this banana evil

I dont have a floor or any noodles, this is my ceiling (the lights are off)

Just by looking at a person, I can tell if they're approximately lighter or heavier than a ladybug

Hand

This outcome doesn't even exist within poker?!?

What about it?

Like you've got pair, two pair, but from there it's three of a kind and four of a kind. Nothing like three pairs?!

One switch is off. The other is on.

someone forgot their donut in the rain

What about it?

soggy food

Here is breakfast

The crap that accumulated underneath my stove.