A Robot and a Reptile talking about an Alien 👾

rat broke into an ATM, ate nearly $20,000, and then died.

"Every time I see your smiling balls I often feel like they have perverted smile instead"

Thought i had a stroke reading this

Art Noveau styled aerospace slug

Sounds promising (?)

"New girl at Greggs doesn't know the bacon to bap ratio yet"

Do not.

What about it?

(I’m portuguese and there has been a campaign at my office for blood donation. This is one of the questions/answers on the flyer they sent to the whole company. It’s in english because we have a lot of people working there from all around the world.)

Um

I'd rather take the risk of dying than needing a titanic Tier level two month journey on board of a art Noveau styled aerospace slug

Ladpole