Nope nope you've got jokes

Dasher ate my cookie?

What about it?

Opened my cookies to a bite missing from one of them. Like- my guy if you wanted the cookie shoulda just taken the whole thing instead just a cheeky bite

Dasher "couldn't find" my address, so she set it on boyfriend's lap and marked it "Delivered"

What about it?

Idk why they sent a picture. Then DD Support called to tell me the Dasher said she was 3 hours away. (???) And DD Support (from a very Indian call center) didn't understand what I meant by a typical suburban subdivision.

69% 😎 let’s see if getting to 70% makes any difference lol

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I grew a Bismuth Crystal Helix!

Girls can't jump

Will they ever learn how vaginas work?

Girls dont work like this right?

Bro Huh?