Seen in Sedgefield car boot sale. WTF?

1000 percent this

Said the millionaire to the poor

I don't remember MPs ever rejecting their own pay rises.

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That's a lot of Words for Criminally Negligent

“The UK has fallen. There has been a right wing coup in this country… And nobody noticed. We did not notice because it was years in the making. We did not notice because when it came, it came in a blonde wig and a mask of buffoonery." MM

The Onion being their usual self

He’s not just a doctor and a pilot. He also designs carousels.

What about it?

Mantis Toboggan- a true (five-star) Renaissance man.

Has to be one of the top episodes at least no?,Mac Day

This painting would look good in a gin bar with no sign