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Gandalf Lego came with two left beards

I try to eat better, and this watermelon is the universe's response.

Why does every pair of pants now come with a hidden zipper pocket?

What about it?

Chinos, slacks, shorts, carhartts… i’m not a GI Joe I don’t need to hide cyanide pills. Just give me normal pants!

My wife ...3 times a day ... everyday

People at my work today, take 1 shoe off the shelf to try on and leave the other one on the bench (I have no idea where the other shoes are)

I have schedule calls with my cousin weeks in advance

What about it?

I don't get it. She works part time, no kids, her partner travels, so she's alone a lot. How can her schedule be so busy that I have to schedule 2-3 weeks in advance? We talk maybe twice a year, btw

These shower doors don’t connect fully

Why have a water line if your not supposed to use it ?

Why?

What about it?

I thought the yellow tape looked off but had been using it for a while, mostly to adjust sag on my MTB suspension. 2-3mm can make a big difference in overall feel and performance. Ugh.

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