What shoul I do in this position? (I'm in motorcycle btw)

Was just on a little vacation - forgot my chess board so…

If this post gets 15 comments I won't post it again seriously who cares

Guys what do i do in this position?

Rat in room = instant draw

If this post gets 100 upvotes i will kill myself

holy hell

What do I do in this position (I messed up the timeline by using the time machine)

[Day 2] 30 Days of adding nothing to the lichess logo

What do I do in this position? I'm commander.

If this post gets 16 upvotes I will multiply the atoms by 1000