Why is this stalemate?

Found Carlsen's secret orange juice

What shoul I do in this position? (I'm in motorcycle btw)

Was just on a little vacation - forgot my chess board so…

If this post gets 15 comments I won't post it again seriously who cares

Guys what do i do in this position?

Rat in room = instant draw

If this post gets 100 upvotes i will kill myself

holy hell

What do I do in this position (I messed up the timeline by using the time machine)

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