Day 1 of posting btd6 boss bloon thing until this sub stops doing "upvote for stuff" posts

Should I seek Jesus after this position? (I'm Black btw)

Ok this time we starting at the top, if this gets 1024 upvotes I will do something with this image

Why is this stalemate?

Found Carlsen's secret orange juice

What shoul I do in this position? (I'm in motorcycle btw)

Was just on a little vacation - forgot my chess board so…

If this post gets 15 comments I won't post it again seriously who cares

Guys what do i do in this position?

Rat in room = instant draw

If this post gets 100 upvotes i will kill myself