Only fancy goldfish and deliver them as well.

Single mother is not a coupon code lmao!

"I will post on all my social platforms" is universal for "I will not be paying you what your time and skills are worth" 💜

What about it?

Alt text: Please delete if not aloud Hi, I'm looking to get some cookies made for my daughter's first birthday on July 29th. I would like to not spend a stupid amount of money on them. I'm a young mom and want to make my little girls day as special as she is 💜 I love supporting small businesses and will post on all my social platforms and recommend your business to people I know! (If we like you and the cookies 🍪🍪. We'd be looking for 40-50 cookies! I have attached some photos of designs I'm looking for below. Please comment your business names and I will be in touch thank you 😊

Choosing beggars on Tinder...this is why I'm single, lol.

Please pay me so you can remove my unwanted trees.

What about it?

“mAkE mE aN oFfEr”

$5-6 per hour as a medical doctor?

She Has Long Covid 🤣

What about it?

… and doesn’t realize it’s long Covid 🤦🏼‍♂️😒

[I ate] nun farts ("pets de monja" in Catalan)

[homemade] Linguine alle Vongole

[Homemade] "Mix" Kottu

[homemade] Carnitas with Salsa Verde