Can I have a brand new tablet please

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To be fair, he's not fussy about the brand. Just has to be brand new.

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need a place to stay…no car, no job, 2 kids and 420 friendly

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Well done choosing beggar parody

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Needs a car for under 4k, can’t find one that attracts them.

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This person posts almost daily about needing a car, but every one that gets offered up isn’t good enough.

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Freaking Joe man

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Only fancy goldfish and deliver them as well.

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Single mother is not a coupon code lmao!

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"I will post on all my social platforms" is universal for "I will not be paying you what your time and skills are worth" 💜

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Alt text: Please delete if not aloud Hi, I'm looking to get some cookies made for my daughter's first birthday on July 29th. I would like to not spend a stupid amount of money on them. I'm a young mom and want to make my little girls day as special as she is 💜 I love supporting small businesses and will post on all my social platforms and recommend your business to people I know! (If we like you and the cookies 🍪🍪. We'd be looking for 40-50 cookies! I have attached some photos of designs I'm looking for below. Please comment your business names and I will be in touch thank you 😊

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Choosing beggars on Tinder...this is why I'm single, lol.

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Please pay me so you can remove my unwanted trees.

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“mAkE mE aN oFfEr”

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$5-6 per hour as a medical doctor?

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