Post-nap sunny squint, with a friend.

John Oliver Overlooking a Giant Elmo

John worries his new love may have given him Chlamydia

Is this perhaps fury or fear of John?

Attempting to escape Daddy Zazu

Largest nope I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

Mace win....du

A massive wolf spider I found at work

Saw this behind a customers mirror at work

Got stung by a scorpion and bit by a spider at the same time.

What about it?

I was getting dressed on Saturday and felt something stung/bite me around my neck. I threw my shirt off and found both a spider and scorpion in the shirt. Both happened at the same time. 1) a house spider bit me on the shoulder. 2) a scorpion stung me on the neck. Gonna be a while before I go back to the mountains. Crawling out of my own skin every time I think about it.

What are you waiting for?