How my fiance marks her territory

the response i get from a store where i was being harassed by a counter cashier

I live in Boston... USPS SMS alerted me this afternoon my package will be out for delivery today; I guess instead it's going on a 1300-mile adventure

Gas turned on by cat, I was almost killed

What about it?

Always have a weird smell in my home for half a day. Didn’t realize it was gas since I’m from another country that use another chemical for warming gas leak. Turned out to be my cat turning the nozzle on. I found it out because my cat was playing the nozzle again when I see it in the kitchen. (Didn’t captured the photo of that) I was shocked, luckily I didn’t have a single cigarette in the living room for half a day. Chances are, my house might be burnt or even exploded.

Anyone else have horrible luck alway getting stuck behind people who decide to cash in a months worth of lottery tickets? Then painfully taking 10 minutes to decide which scratch off they want to lose on next.

I care about turtles too but this just makes me mad.

When my husband loads the dishwasher

Someone decides to put gum on the chair I was on and I didnt notice it

A customer paid me in dollar coins today. I feel bad taking these, but he insisted.

Seriously Oreo?

What about it?

If the Chocolate Hazelnut is regular stuf and the other is Double Stuf…..Oreo...you got some splaining to do. I'm emailing corporate but let’s get the stuf we deserve.

After my flight cancelled, airline rebooked me with -45 hours to make international connection. Noticed when I got home