Me working at Deliveroo

I have a Man-Bear-Swanson carving in my front yard to keep unemployment at bay. The woodcarving is starting to rot and wondering what is the best way to save Swanson and ultimately myself from unemployment. In the Seattle are if you have recommendations.

Ron Swanson luxuriating on one of my vertical chess boards

Nick Offerman Gawking at A Small Sample of the Free Wood I Picked Up...

Would Nick approve BLO/MS/Poly for dice tray?

Does Ron like cupcakes? I wonder if he'd like these cupcakes stands I made for my son's wedding.

How would Ron Swanson repair and seal this butcher block counter top?

Beginner Ron Swanson needs help with what wood to use and where.

Norm and Nick in an epic woodworking competition. Who do you think will win?

A newbie out of his mind oiled a cherry box with regular linseed oil twice but now wants to apply wax-based varnish to give the wood a protective "Ron Swanson"-layer. Does he need to completely sand it off or just roughen it up a bit?

Found an old cabinet at the side of the road and decided to recycle its glass doors and rounded top. Don't mind my friend Ron over here, he just likes the limelight.