Google getting Eddie Murphy mixed up

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More like Master-Farce!

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Bought a brand new house brand plier at Menards just to have the jaw crack off 10-minutes later twisting baling wire.

Oh, so you want to change lanes?

Don’t we all love a car that can park correctly?? 😍

my careless stepdad who is notorious for breaking things while doing dishes chipped my favorite mug, which i can’t buy it anymore…

I can't finnish half of my large 5€ caramel frappuchino, since these cardboard straws just break in use.

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People misusing the word ‘apart’ when they mean to use ‘a part’.

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I’ve been seeing this a lot lately in posts and replies. I know it’s hard when translating directly from speech because they sound very similar but they are opposites.

Lack of public restrooms always grinds my gears but even portopotties being locked is an accident waiting to happen.

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These were added as a temporary solution in the local parks. But then they got locked up. Let my people pee!!